Great American Wit by Gerd de Ley

Great American Wit by Gerd de Ley

Author:Gerd de Ley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Hatherleigh Press
Published: 2019-10-02T16:00:00+00:00


The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

—LANE HUREWITZ

I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.

—STEVEN WRIGHT

You know when you step on a mat in the supermarket and the door opens? For years, I thought it was a coincidence.

—RICHARD JENI

My son has taken up meditation—at least it’s better than sitting doing nothing.

—MAX KAUFFMANN

My sister gives me the creeps: all her old boyfriends.

—TERRI KELLY

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

—BRIAN W. KERNIGHAN



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